Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Rudolf the Zoloft Reindeer
Okay, everybody, sing along to the "Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer" theme music.
Mama P the Dead Beat Blogger
Thought that she could do it all
But all of that changed last Sunday
When she finally hit the mall
She couldn't find no parking
And when she finally did
The lines forming round Old Navy
Left reindeer tears on her lids
Then she got back to her house
With Xmas cards left to write
Both kids puked over the couch
And she and James had a fight - HEY!
Now there's four days til Xmas
With shopping and gifts to wrap
And if she sees dear old Santa
Mama P is gonna kick his asssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
* Pictured: Nick being particularly helpful by dumping a bottle of baby powder all over my already vomit stained cushions "To clean up the pee pee!" he informed me.