That's Cold, Man

Being under the weather with two toddlers is rough. For me anyway. For them? It's a party - nothing but Elmo, Dora, Scooby and a new Nickelodeon show called "Wonder Pets". Combine this tv coma with fruit snacks, cheese crackers and anything sticky, gooey and potentially undigestable in the large intestine and what we have, my friends, is the American child. My children, anyway. Who needs veggies when you got mini couch potatoes.